qwantz

n. 1: intellectually stimulating material found on the Internet. 2: having or displaying a qwantz nature. 3: large green tyrannosaurus rex who often gets himself into trouble due to his childlike innocence of the nature of our harsh world.

"The qwantz in qwantz is qwantz."

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oyllo

exclamation, informal: Used as a friendly greeting. Derived from the colloquial "oi" and common "hello" to form a neologism of the Twenty First Century.

I walked in to the room and said "Oyllo" with a friendly smile and waved slightly. Everyone looked at me as if I were crazy.

Necrophilia

Not nearly as much fun as necromancy.

"I'd rather force the undead to be my slaves than have sexual intercourse with a dead body, thank you very much."

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