purple rain

I heard that purple rain means "sperm". I never thought of it that way, but it kinda makes sense because it is known that many of Prince's songs are dirty. (e.g. "Erotic City")

I only wanted to see you bathing in the Purple Rain

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gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

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ass jockey

As defined by the name, someone who fucks in the anus rectum, strictly homosexual. aka jesse B.

I heard that bitch ass punk jesse B. is also an ass jockey. What a fuckstick.

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astute

when someone is all high and lofty;
stuck up so far that their ass can't toot

that prof is sooo astute

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G.B.W.D.

Grabbing Breasts While Driving

When you are driving down the road, and you have your lady friend sitting next to you and you grab her breasts...yay!!

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Baltimore

The largest city in Maryland which is home to:
1.) An overrated aquarium that makes you pay through the nose and stand on a five mile line to get in the door
2.)A shitty baseball team that is run by a lousy owner who fires every decent manager he's ever had
3.)An East-Side that makes post nuclear-bombed Nagasaki look like heaven on earth
4.) Overpriced Parking garages
5.) A scary anime convention held every summer in which thousand of costume wearing anime fans make it look like Dawn Of The Dead has hit baltimore
6.)Dundalk...need I say more?
7.) Highlandtown....ditto
8.)The country's highest murder rate
9.) More gang wars than Chicago or NYC combined
10.) Sisqo (God help us)

Baltimore: Harm City

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Battosai

A title for one who is good in any subject, and is better than most, and god-like in the offered subject.Believed to be undefeatable.

Himura Kenshin is the legendary swordsman,Battosai.
Trigun||Battosai is undefeatable in CounterStrike.
HE is the Battosai of the bowling league.

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