The name given to solid carrot shape formations passed by humans from the bowel into a loo. Also know as Rusty carrots.
As Johnny flushed the toilet he waved goodbye to his long but not forgotten bowel carrots.
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The term given to the activity of individuals who communicate regularly using mobile phone text messaging.
Jeff uses Text Tennis when he can't be bothered engaging in vocal conversation with his girlfriend.
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Going to the toilet for a wee.
Merlin said to Arthur, give me five minutes mate, I'm just going to spill some urine or my acid bag is going to pop!
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Pronunciation a-lot-of-water.
A common and meaningless expression used by Indians to communicate amongst their clan.
Arnold paused for a moment and listened as the tribal communication began "um Um, agro valata, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater, alotavater".
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Another term for your bladder.
Dude, I need to go empty my acid bag man.
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Used in a situation where things aren't going quite as planned or can be used as an insult to others.
Can be pronounced "Zhithowzzz"
"Shithouse, my phone battery has gone flat again"
"Hey, shithouse, who's doing early shift today?"
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An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.
It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.
"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"
"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"
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