drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

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bobbins

An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.

It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.

"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"

"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"

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Wadder Wadder Thunderbird

Condition exemplified by a favourable outsourcing race whereby the head wobbles about like a bladder on a stick when making conversation.

Wadder Wadder = sound of language used.

Thunderbird = body language movement used (like a Thunderbirds puppet).

Joy said to her friend "hey look, that man is demonstrating the wadder wadder thunderbird movement we talked about" in that restaurant.

Imagine moving your head from left to right and chanting 'no,no,no,no,no, balti' while at the same time suspending your arms in the air like a puppet.

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rusty carrots

See also bowel carrots.

Basically the same thing, but describes the turd(s) after it passed into a second environment e.g. bog, public bin, tesco bag, bush etc.

Can be associated with human or animals.

I was walking the dog in the park one day when I came across a group of rusty carrots. Once I trod on one of them, breaking the skin, I began to realise these fellas were delivered by no human!

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dream generator

Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.

It can be found in block or grated forms.

...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"

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