Vine telomeres

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

Noodlefoamtubeannihilate

To annihilate with a pool noodle/foam tube.

Manray: You can't stop me with a pool noodle!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah? I'll noodlefoamtubeannihilate you!