Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!

Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?

Wizzle

A housecat that acts like a wild weasel

Look at that wild wizzle