An Italian/American woman.
Must be a hottie, nice ass, nice rack. Curvy, and must at least use 3-4 bottles of hair spray per outting.
Loves clubs just as much as her partner a "guido"
In other words, any girl from jerzy.
Mikey, Joey, and Vinny strolled into the club where they noticed a fine guidette dancing on the speaker.
Originating from the Warcraft computer games; Taurens are extremely large cow-like people. Tauren as an adjective is used similar to 'massive' or 'enormous'; it can be used to describe anything that is larger than ordinary.
"I am tauren in the pants."
"I just chucked a tauren dump."
a decent university located in the East Coast
I wish I can go to Colgate but my grades sucked
Aknowledgement that a statement is particulary insightful or profound in it's precision or clarity.
"Some people have a lot of difficulty communication clearly."
"mlar"
Taurens are huge, half-bovine half-men in the Warcraft video games. The term 'tauren in the pants' refers to two things; a man having either a very large penis, or being excessively hairy in the pubic area. Originated from assumptions that taurens encompass both of these things.
"You know, dude, you really are a douche."
"Yeah, well, at least i'm tauren in the pants."