Brentwood School

An independent day and boarding school for spoilt rich posh kids living off of “daddy’s money”. Home to a lot of cringe-worthy students and delusional wannabe oxbridge candidates - this school gives an unrealistic interpretation of real life, and is not recommended for anyone who doesn’t like hearing people complain about every single thing the school has to offer.

Friend: I’ve just been appointed a Senior Praeposter and head of the Chess society at my school! I’m so glad I was able to get my mummy to complain to the head of year that I didn’t initially get the position! Hopefully now I can have more of a say in changing those damn near terrible lunch menus.

Me: That sounds like Brentwood School alright.

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