ride the broom

To jinx someone's bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. Also, one of Phil Ivey's biggest pet peeves.

"So, my buddy Durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently I busted out 5 seconds later. That fucker really wanted to ride the broom on me I guess."

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chemo camel

The result of a woman letting her previously shaved vagina grow for a few days. It basically looks like a 5 o'clock shadow.

"I was getting ready to go down on that girl, and she definitely had a chemo camel!"

"It was all good until I found out that the stripper I brought home had a chemo camel"

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