jomp

an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.

I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.

Papparitzo

Pepperoni. A LEGITIMATE WORD for pepperoni. Use it.

Hey, baby. I just ordered us a papparitzo pu-pa (see pu-pa) with extra bakes (see bakes).