coyote

A term used to describe someone who is a next level best friend

A coyote is a person whose "weirdness" is perfectly compatible with your own.

I cant wait to be reunited with my coyote this weekend, watch out world!!

Nothing to see here, just two coyotes living their best lives!

5👍 2👎

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!