wigglacious

That little symbol people often have at the end of a sentance when they miss the number one.

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Chatter: OMG~
Chatter: *OMG! That damn wigglacious thing is so annoying~

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walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.

Walmart is corrupting your children.

Cheers.

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shitalope

Like an antelope, with shit.

The shitalope is a majestic creature. With a long curving neck, all covered with shit.

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your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

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hell

The uncomfortable firey place you find yourself in after the uncomfortably wicker place.

Person: What the fuck is with this fucking basket?
Other Person: It's saying stuff like that that got you here.
Person: Fuck you, what do you know?
Other Person:...
Another Person: Omigoz!! The basket is on fire!!!11!!!1

Hell...

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random

The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

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