Agnew

Butthole.

Spiro Agnew was VP under Nixon until resigning in the wake of a criminal indictment. After Nixon resigned due to Watergate, Agnew naturally became a follow on joke when someone used the word "Nixon" when referring to taking a shit or a bowel movement.

A: "I gotta take a Nixon".

B: "Don't forget to wipe your Agnew".

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