Andross

A dimwitted individual who can resemble the Andross of the same name from the Star Fox 64 (1997 Nintendo) in any number of ways, more or less. 1: Having a hideous or fugly face. 2: Having eyes that don't match up or are slightly deformed. 3: Slapping and poking random people for no real reason. 4: Attempting to outsmart someone and failing terribly. 5: Smelling like week old dogshit. 6: Confusing and screwing up a simple math problem such as 10-10. 7: Inventing stupid sound effects and saying them at random (Ex: Doiky). 8: Expecting others to come to one's aid, asking for favors and annoying people constantly, etc. 9: Having random face spasms, having strange facial animations. 10: Ignoring warnings and getting oneself into huge trouble, such as massive fianancial debt.

Andross can also be said as "Andrew" (Andross's son).

Andross actually took a shower?! No way!

Oh shit, here comes Andross; we better get the hell out of here before he asks us to take him to Wal-Mart!

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