Brad

An asshole who posts stupid and false statements about his friends on Urban Dictionary. He is very bored and has nothing better to do than to post sexually explicit content on the web. He also has a massive cock.

"Wow Brad, your an asshole" Chelsea exclaimed as she struck him over the back of his head.

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Russell

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.

The house shook as the Russell claimed his 27th virgin of the week.

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