утка

Duck or fake news in Russian

"Do you remember that утка about a утка which ate 19 other ducks?"
"Yeah, I don't know how anyone could believe this!"

CP

A shortening for a Pokémon Chien-Pao.

"Bro, where can I get CP?"
"Try searching for an Icerend Shrine. It's located in the First area of West Province. You surely get a CP there."