Jesus

1.) "And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
This is not her story"

-The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

2.) The person how some people believe existed and was a prophet/demigod. People now run around and kill things because of it for no good reason.

1.) The year 1984 (years after that guy Jesus kicked the bucket)
2.) "In the name of the Lord I will now run my sword though you in an extremly painful way!!!"

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