Mapple

An apple with a map carved onto it.

Guy: Hey brah! This party is so totally radical.
Sean: Yeah, do you have a mapple? I'm hungry and I can't find my way out of here.
Guy: ...what the fuck is a mapple? Your schizophrenia is getting out of hand. When will you come back to us? We love you. Please come back to us, Sean.

Hindi Never English Ever

A phrase said and written by Tamils in protest of making Hindi the official language of India after independence from the British. This phrase was first started by Sage Chackravarti Rajagopalachari.
They protested because Tamil is a Dravidian language and Hindi is Indo-Aryan, so most Tamils understood English better than Hindi.
Hindi and English eventually both became the official languages until 1965, when English was removed.

"You are talking Hindi? Hindi Never English Ever!"