carlisled

The disorienting, debilitating, life-changing feeling that comes when first hearing 80's power-pop ballad "Heaven is a Place on Earth", coupled with the realization that a woman with the name "Belinda" can actually be hot.

Is that guy having a seizure?
Nah man, he just got carlisled.

Why'd our CTO just up and quit?!
Carlisled at the holiday party.
Ah.

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birone

a lanky office creature outcast from his former beancounter genus, now forced to survive by groveling to the powerful for money, seeking shelter at local malls, and desperate displays to gain peer approval.

"Let's not eat at the food court, I just had a birone sighting."

"Don't let birone get wind of your business mogul uncle."

"Who brought the cannoli for everyone? Oh, of course, birone."