Warpedoed

A state of mind after taking copious amounts of drugs.

Lad I was warpedoed last night!

Standby Mode

The unspeaking, unable to function state of someone after taking a shit load of drugs.

Derived from computer lingo. When in Standby mode there is still power but the computer is not functioning. This is similar to the high as fuck brain.

What’s wrong with your man?

Don’t mind him...he’s gone into standby mode!