two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

questionlessness

The habit, arrogance or inadequacy of someone who can't be bothered to ask any questions of those he/she is with, for example on a date.

That date was questionlessness! He didn't even ask how old I was.