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driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad the Impaler May 12, 2006


gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.

There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.

by Vlad the Impaler May 26, 2007


Craptusi

The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.

Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!

by Vlad the Impaler April 19, 2006


Youngstown Shoe Shine

Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.

Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.

by Vlad the Impaler March 27, 2008


Cuntquistador

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

by Vlad the Impaler February 08, 2006


injectious

Of or having to do with injection drugs, intravenous drug use and abuse.

Man, Stone was really being all injectious the other day.

by Vlad the Impaler November 16, 2007


McRighteous

1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.

Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.

by Vlad the Impaler May 24, 2007