(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.
Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
The comical/annoying butt-haunch slide across a floor performed by a pet, usually a dog or a cat.
Whiskers did the Craptusi this morning after eating some Easter Grass the night before. Damned cat!
Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.
Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.
1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.
He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!
Of or having to do with injection drugs, intravenous drug use and abuse.
Man, Stone was really being all injectious the other day.
1. Superficially faithful and/or spiritual; 2. Stridently and shallowly Christian.
Please stop being so McRighteous all the time, Jonah. Everybody knows you made an abstinence pledge.