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A dangerous game in which one man makes a playlist on Spotify containing one "never gonna give u up" by Rick astley and five other songs of choice. The men then put the playlist on shuffle play, pass the phone around and whoever gets rickrolled first is either kicked from the game or made to drink straight vodka until he has to go to the hospital for a stomach pump
"Bro u up for a game of rick roulette?"
"Nah man I'm not up for a stomach pump tonight"
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When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.
As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.
Nahtzee was a popular world war 2 game that Jewish soldiers played. to score the highest, you must kill five guys named Hans in a row. the German armies retaliated with a game of their own called Gas Who.
'hey yo! I just killed five guys called Hans!'
'bro nice, that's a Nahtzee for sure!'
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fake duck. you know the soybean shit they pretend is meat. where was your mind at?
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
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