Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

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Hobtroll

The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will

A) break your spectacles if u wear them

B) call u trash and shit

C) boot a soccer ball at your face

If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife

Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*