Macomb County

The middle ground between da hood and the country where people think they're gangstas and rednecks simultaneously. A place where you will find yourself surrounded by old trucks blaring hard ghetto rap while driving kids to soccer practice.

Joe: "Why does most country music sound like rap nowadays?"
Jimothy: "Because Macomb County"

Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

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Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

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Porn

Porn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it’s easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of porn may include choking, I guess.

“Come down today, and try some porn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”

Yooker

When you don't know how to spell euchre

Joe: Wanna play some yooker?
Steve: What?
Joe: Trump game

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Kirby

Kirby either is god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

"Kirby has a knife oh god oh fuck"

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