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Rianna

A really horny girl who faps a lot

John: My girlfriend is a Rianna
Jim: Thats the best kind!

by Vladmir Makarov March 24, 2019

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Xedharoq

Daedric Prince of Death, Usurpers and Empty Space. Redguard human typically seen wearing full ebony armor. Control Gulags and sell others in slave trades

John: Xedharoq is my idol
Jim: Who is Xedharoq

John: Daedric Prince of Death, Usurpers and Empty Space

by Vladmir Makarov June 29, 2018


Optical Sex

A way to have sex.
Unlike vaginal or anal where you penetrate the vagina or anus respectively, or oral where she sucks you, or tit where you fuck her tits like its ass or poke her nipples; Optical sex it where you pentrate her eye.

You push your hardened dick into her eye and proceed to do her. Her eye must be wide open the whole time. The act is finished when her eye is covered in cum.

John: What type of sex did you give her Jim?
Jim: Optical Sex, the one where I fuck her eye!

by Vladmir Makarov April 17, 2019


proluvies

A gay white nerd who lives in Tennis Balls and deserves wedgies

John: Hey look, Jim, its Jimm
Jim: Jimm, is a proluvies man
John: Yeah I know

by Vladmir Makarov August 25, 2018


Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.

John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.

by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019


Ueho

When you piss off Payruslover she just cant help it but reveal how steamed she is at you. She must show her rage!

Boy: That girl wouldn’t let me cum inside of her! She made me so ueho!
John: So then what did you do?
Boy: Came in her anyways

by Vladmir Makarov March 16, 2019


NATO

A group that finds every excuse to bomb Serbia

NATOs going at Serbia again

by Vladmir Makarov December 7, 2020

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