Tahitian Trots

1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.

1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"

Smollett

When you destroy your career in a stupidly messy & severe fashion.

Person 1- "Hey man, I don't know about this plan?"

Person 2- "Yeah, I might have gone too far, I don't want to "Smollett" myself "