Real Man

"Real Man":
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.

This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.

This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.

Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.

Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.

Pathetic.

You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).

How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!

Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*

Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.

Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!

Male: the human race is doomed.

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