Voice under

When the music is so loud in a commercial you can't understand the announcer.

"That restaurant looked good, did you get the address?" "Naw, sorry, it was a total Voice under."

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Non-ja

Someone who talks like they are a serious martial artist, but possessing little to no skills.

Teddy talks a good game, but get him into the octagon and he's a total non-ja.

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Coinivorous

A coin operated machine that takes you money, but does not give you the product.

I put a dollar fifty in that soda machine, but it didn't give me my drink! Damn thing is totally coinivorous!