Nathan

A fool. A poor fool, usually the type not to get social cues until too late.

"Hey remember Nathan?" "Oh that idiot..." "yeah..." "He sucks."

Rfstefts

To horribly misspell a word beyond its original meaning

Speaker One "So as I was saying thats just a hpridbslw circumstance."

Speaker Two "Damn, rfstefts, what were you actually trying to say?"