Conservapedia

A Wikipedia satire website that spoofs far-right Christian fundamentalism. It teasingly promotes Young Earth Creationism over evolution, jokingly labels atheism as an insidious evil infecting the world, and...wait, what? You gotta be kidding me - that site is SERIOUS?!? Good lord.

I used Conservapedia to help me write my book report, but my teacher told me I'm in third grade now, and should know better.

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Damaged

2008 single by the girl group Danity Kane.

While this song, unaltered, is arguably the most painfully and addictively horrible song ever released to radio, it can be made infinitely better by substituting "heart" out for "brain".

"My brain is damaged...damaged...damaged..."

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retarted

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.

"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush

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