Gad

Satan, snake, serpent, reptile, antichrist, etc.

Maria: Hey, Svetlana, would you like to be a god?
Svetlana: Nah, I wouldn't like to be a "gad" 'cause that would mean I would burn in hell after I die.
Maria: Huh?
Svetlana: "Gad" in Russian language means snake-Satan-etc. (basically enemy of Christ).
Maria: Huh?
Svetlana: Learn some Russian, Maria, eh?
Maria: Will you help me?
Svetlana: Sure.

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Spasibo

Thank You in Russian langauge

Spas = Christ
I = Holy Spirit
Bog = Father

Ruski language is something special 'cause it incorporates Orthodoxy; "spasibo" means "thank you"; forgive me.

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Pascha

Orthodox Christian word for the day when Jesus was resurrected which is April 1st, 33AD.
It's supposed to be celebrated every year after the Jewish Passover.

Orlando: Hey, Eddie, you eat meat today?
Eddie: Nah, I'm waiting when Pascha arrives; then I'll have some.