Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

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Scat-porn-atosis

What happens after you look up some form of disgusting porn with your friends: Your computer is plauged with millions of viruses so that it won't work correctly anymore...

This is useally the effect from watching to much scat porn with friends just to see if you can make yourself throw up. Also apples to other videos like pain olympics and such.

Some awesome kid: OMGZZZZ my computer won't work. Mom, get in here, something is wrong with the computer!!!

MOM: Looks like your computer has come down with a bad case of Scat-porn-atosis, Jimmy.

Jimmy: Damn, and here i thought i could easily feed my poo fetish via t3h internet...

Mom: Oh you kids...

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poop fetish

basically, where you want to stick your pork sword into a steamy pile of dooky. Mainly because you're just that awesome. And you are related to the two girls in that one cup movie. :D

Chris: I'm so Asian.

Garrett: Oh dear.

Chris: What?

Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...

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Polar Bear

Canary in a coal mine + 5,000

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!

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America

Fuck yeah!

America...FUCK YEAH!

France....FUCK NO!

Mexico....ew...mexico smells...PWND!!!11!

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Butt Hash

A slang term for the street drug Jenkem.

Dude, i just got high off my ass on nose candy!

Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.

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Scat Rat

The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.

Bro: Dude, check this out!

Dude: Is it scat rat approved?

Bro: Um, what?

Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.

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