Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

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California Hot Pocket

The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.

You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"

Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"

Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?

It's Fred, he crapped on my face...

California Hot Pocket, huh?


yup...

nice..

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poop fetish

basically, where you want to stick your pork sword into a steamy pile of dooky. Mainly because you're just that awesome. And you are related to the two girls in that one cup movie. :D

Chris: I'm so Asian.

Garrett: Oh dear.

Chris: What?

Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...

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Polar Bear

Canary in a coal mine + 5,000

Hey, i heart stinky poopy!

Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?

Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!

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America

Fuck yeah!

America...FUCK YEAH!

France....FUCK NO!

Mexico....ew...mexico smells...PWND!!!11!

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Scat Rat

The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.

Bro: Dude, check this out!

Dude: Is it scat rat approved?

Bro: Um, what?

Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.

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Butt Hash

A slang term for the street drug Jenkem.

Dude, i just got high off my ass on nose candy!

Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.

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