The Ross

Also referred as "The big league Jew" or "Jew-bert Shekalstein" this mysterious humanoid creature resides crevasses in nearby Chicago Illinois, this creature can be found complaining about something or perhaps being obnoxious with other sub humans, its behavior resembles much of a hob-goblin or leprechaun, however these creatures are misunderstood, but be cautious they feed of fecal matter and cartilage

"Yo did see that Ross (The Ross) yesterday? The thing was eating a dead deer on the I-5 near Tacoma."