badge

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

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Grade Mule

As in "riding the grade mule."

One that rides the grade mule cares not about how much he or she absorbs and/or takes back from whatever class; they only care about getting a grade.

Think of it as a mule led by a carrot and stick.

Benny: "My assignments six months late, but I'm still getting 25% credit. It's better than a zero."

Phil: "Fool, you better get off that grade mule."

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to bits

Expression used in conjunction with a verb, meaning very much.

My girlfriend's been gone for a month. She'll be back soon, but I miss her to bits.

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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

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oo=[][]=oo

An emoticon used to represent an e30 BMW.

I used to drive a oo==oo...it was fun.

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Manders

An endearing short-form of the name Amanda.

Aw...Manders is the cutest!

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Eminem

Eminiem is not a rapper...he's a comedian with a record deal.

Feminist women love Eminem chigga chigga chigga "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who,"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

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