Buell

In short, sort of the crotch-rocket division of Harley Davidson. Buell is actually America's only significant sportbike brands.

The company is based in East Troy, Wisconsin, and it was founded by ex-Harley engineer, Erik Buell.

Buell started building bikes back in 1983 when Buell himself took Harley's Sporster engine and bolted to his own frame. Today, Buell builds some of the best bikes with the most unconventionally attractive design cues, such as their transparent, colored fairings and the full-rim disc brakes. These bikes definitely stand out in any crowd.

Currently, Buell has three models. Their entry level model is the Blast which uses a 492cc, 34bhp, single cylinder. The Ulysses is an adventure sport bike that is very capable on and off the road. It uses a 1203cc, 103bhp, V-Twin. Buell's naked bike or streetfighter is the Lightning. There are four trim levels: XB12S, XB12Ss, XB9SX, & XB12Scg.

-XB12S: 1203cc, 103bhp, V-Twin
-XB12Ss: 1203cc, 103bhp, V-Twin
-XB9SX: 984cc, 92bhp, V-Twin
-XB12Scg: 1203cc, 103bhp, V-Twin

Buell's top-of-the-line bike is the Firebolt which is available as the XB12R or the XB9R.

-XB12R: 1203cc, 103bhp, V-Twin
-XB9R: 984cc, 92bhp, V-Twin

Buells are awesome.

I just got a Buell Lightning XB12S and now those girls are all over me for a ride.

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shlizzed

In simple terms, drunk. This would be the point beyond being simply buzzed or tipsy, but not to the point of blacking out and/or throwing up.

This weekend was amazing, though I was so shlizzed that I don't remember most of it.

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oo=[][]=oo

An emoticon used to represent an e30 BMW.

I used to drive a oo==oo...it was fun.

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Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

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Eminem

Eminiem is not a rapper...he's a comedian with a record deal.

Feminist women love Eminem chigga chigga chigga "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who,"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

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Grade Mule

As in "riding the grade mule."

One that rides the grade mule cares not about how much he or she absorbs and/or takes back from whatever class; they only care about getting a grade.

Think of it as a mule led by a carrot and stick.

Benny: "My assignments six months late, but I'm still getting 25% credit. It's better than a zero."

Phil: "Fool, you better get off that grade mule."

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to bits

Expression used in conjunction with a verb, meaning very much.

My girlfriend's been gone for a month. She'll be back soon, but I miss her to bits.

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