Cracker Barrel

A large wooden structure filled with old white people.

Cracker Barrel has some excellent food.

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Manders

An endearing short-form of the name Amanda.

Aw...Manders is the cutest!

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Eminem

Eminiem is not a rapper...he's a comedian with a record deal.

Feminist women love Eminem chigga chigga chigga "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what Flippin the you-know-who,"

"Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

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Kurt Cobain

The seat behind the front passenger seat in a car...i.e. "behind shotgun."

1: "Shotgun!"
2: "Dammit...Kurt Cobain!"
1: "What?"
2: "Right behind you...now scoot up."

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prat

An English term for "ass", also used to descibe someone as stupid and arrogant.

"No, I lose all bets to the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute, so no, I don't have my fight do I, you fucking prat?"

-Alan Ford as "Brick Top" Polford in 'Snatch'

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quid

An English slang term meaning "a small amount of"...usually money, but can be used in reference to anything.

It costs about five quid...what do you say?

Here, if you want to look like a proper redneck...chew a quid of tobacco

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Cockney Rhyming Slang

A dialect originating in East London which involves substituting short phrases for words. The phrases rhyme with the word that they replace.

"So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney...
Barney Rubble...
Trouble!"

-Don Cheadle as Basher in Ocean's Eleven

No one gets his Cockney Rhyming Slang but him.

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