(\X/)

An emoticon used to represent the Volkswagen logo.

I drive a (\X/) Golf TDi...it's not a rocket but I get 50 mpg!

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bench

The combination of a bitch and a wench. Used for emphasis, being that it puts two words of equal meaning together. Could possibly be used as a euphemism.

Bitch + Wench = Bench

Shut up you stupid bench.

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wind down

To relax after any strenuous physical or mental activity.

I go to class all day from 9 - 4 and then work for most of the night. Whenever I get home, I want nothing more than to just smoke a cigarette and watch a movie to wind down.

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lucky cigarette

An excuse not to give your last cigarette away.

Your "lucky" is a cigarette that you turn upside-down first before smoking any others in the pack, and is intended to be the last cigarette of the pack that you smoke.

This is only one of many possible reasons behind the lucky cigarette.

Thing 1: "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
Thing 2: "Sorry...I've only got my lucky cigarette."

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