Voorheesville

Voorheesville, NY. It's a small village near Albany where only the most distinguished individuals reside. In the village there is only one hot spot which is, of course, the fuckin park. You want to ball up or throw down in a brawl you go to the fuckin park. The school is a place of social worship. The school is run by whichever seniors are the coolest. The cool seniors love the right people and hate the skanks and douches. Everyone loves the cool seniors and they always make their mark in Vville history. In Voorheesville, everyone knows everything about everyone including their siblings, their parents, what they did last night, and where they live. Your status in Voorheesville is determined by your gossip knowledge. Some people hate it Voorheesville but the people that hate it the most are the ones who never leave. Laugh at them. Voorheesville is the best and worst place in the world.

"Where are you from?" "Voorheesville" "Where's that?" "You fuckin wish you knew."

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