Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.

My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.