SMV SE

Sexual Market Value Stock Exchange.

1. Disco is a good SMV SE, plenty of possible SMV raisers (and crashers) around.
2. Being single yourself and doing the hot 'other half' of your friend will definately raise your SMV (and lower your friendship, but who cares if your SMV is through the friggin' roof?!)

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Housebuddy

Person without a permanent place of residence and who needs other people's homes to shower, eat and sleep every night. When that's the case those people have a housebuddy.

Housebuddy's usually don't give anything in return, sex for them is just another great add-on to the total package of showering, eating and sleeping.

My housebuddy will show up when he or she needs a place to freshen up, eat and sleep.

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