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Three Big Balls

Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".

Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"

by Vortexgunner December 12, 2021


Navy Boy

Navy Boy (noun): An insult not necessarily directed towards servicemen of the Navy, but people of homosexual preferences in general. Originated from the stereotype that Navy seamen are gay. Invented by veterans of the military and most commonly used not with intent to harm, but for lighthearted joking purposes.

"I don't know what it is, but wieners taste awesome. I don't care how unhealthy they are, I'll eat all of them."
"Miss me with that gay shit, navy boy."
"Goddamn it, man, that's not what I meant."

by Vortexgunner December 12, 2021