Selective Forgetness

The ability to 'forget' something just when the moment may suit the person.

"Hey, Elijah, you going out with Teresa tonight like you planned all month?"
"No man, her Selective Forgetness happened to kick in and she didn't ask her mom"
"Sorry man, I know you were really looking forward to it"
"Ya, but I don't want to be pulling a Teresa

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