Corn Doggin

Adj - Used to describe deceptive or dodgy behavior driven by guilt, anxiety, lack of confidence, and or how one perceives how they are being received.

Hey Jason, how did that job interview at Indentured Co. go yesterday?

“Oh, my car broke down on the way and I had to tow it back to my house for repairs, change my oil, and feed my cat so I couldn’t make it… It’s cool though, I’m going to call tomorrow and reschedule. “

Wtf… Quit corn doggin’ and call now!