truth nut

When someone tells their girlfriend that they’re cheating on them while having sex with them.

Person 1: John just told his girlfriend he was cheating while he was having sex with her.
Person 2: He gave her a real truth nut!

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dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.