The best person to exist of all time. He is perfect in any way. And sexy as hell. He plays electric guitar and is a badass. He likes cheese and The Legend of Zelda.
Person 1: Oh you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah he's such an Elvis and HOT
What are you retarded? You are ON THE FUCKING WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!
Joe: Can you search pinaples on the Urban Dictionary?
Yuri: Sure. Wait... Did u just mispell pineapples? What the fuck?
Joe: Srry! Didn't know! We're talking right now!
Yuri: Youre irritating
Joe: It's you're. Retard.