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you are bored right

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African-American

A euphemism for "black" when referring to people. Used by politically correct morons who are afraid to use proper language in fear of offending someone.

Moron: He's African-American right?
Me: No, he's BLACK.

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Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

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food

Fattening, gross, disgusting, evil.

Food is my enemy.

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boreed

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angry cobra

Giving yourself a suckjob

Tom loves performing the angry cobra.
Tom performs the angry cobra at work.

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