hallowhore

A person who loves Halloween so much it's like a lifestyle for them. Someone who commonly calls themselves a whore for Halloween.

"Why are you putting up spooky decorations? It's May!"
"I'm all about that Hallowhore life, girl!"

vanilla bean virgin

a virgin white girl who’s a wholesome bean but very ignorant about anything sexual. Sometimes also dumb as fuck but very sweet and well meaning.

It's a miracle you've been on the internet this long and don't even know what rule 34 is! You're such a vanilla bean virgin!