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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.

Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019


Discord

The first of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Typically used for chatting online, it opens automatically on startup.

Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a blue horse, and Discord who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out chatting and to chat.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

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Spotify

One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Opens up on startup of your system.

When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019


Gandhi

The man who ends Civilization runs. In the original, due to an underflow, where the number reaches its least number, and then goes to the max. Nukes everyone.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! GANDHI FUCKING NUKED ME! I WAS SO CLOSE TO FINISHING THE GAME! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?

by W E E N S U C C September 17, 2019


Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019


Cumcrete

Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.

Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019


VSCO Girl

A subcategory of Snapchat Thots, which wear scrunchies, shirts that cover their booty shorts, have hydroflasks, and say "And I Oop" and "Sksksksksksk". Typically with a popular or misspelling of a popular name.

Hey you see Parker over there? He's started hanging out with Holli, he broke out pact. He's hanging out with the VSCO Girls!

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019