Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

Ball Flower

When you cut a hole in the bottom of a paper plate or doily and put your balls through the hole, creating the image of a flower that will be entertaining for all party guests.

Did you see Wes pull off the Ball Flower at the party last night?

Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.

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