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When you shit on your partner's chest and then your partner comes to spoon with you and rubs it against your back.
Dan had some bad sushi last night and accidently shit on his wife's chest while making love, so she cuddled up with him and gave him a spoonful of brown sugar.
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when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.
Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.